bumps in the night
The other day i woke up with a motley collection of bruises all over my body. A large fingerprint sized one stamped onto my right bicept as if I was 4 and my mother had hauled me to my room.On my left knee were three mushy ones ina circle and on my inner thigh one shaped like a dark purple thundercloud.
I do bruise easily but 11 days later traces still remain and I can't for the life of me remember how I got them.
Note to new friends I am prone to terrible alcohol blackspots that enable me to lose entire chunks of evenings..we can be talking hours..and in these lost hours I am always surprised that I (apparently) do not give the impression of being overtly intoxicated. Tipsy, giggly, a little more bolshy but not of the legless throw me over your shoulder and carry me home variety.
Strangely I did end up at 'the guy i'm kind of seeing/sleeping with/falling hard for/restraining my self from contacting in weak moments' bed but was not entirely sure how I got there nor why i chose to venture there at 4am and I lost two favourite bracelets somehow along the way. He told me in the morning as coolly as a cucumber that I called him sounding rather agitated about something and he made space in la futon. He continues to find my exploits quite entertaining and was the one who pointed out the unsightly bruises as the dawn light seeped its way through his dingy blinds. I know its totally immature of me to still be finding myself in situation such as this but if i was him i would have been a little more than mildly perturbed by this state of affairs.
Things I am puzzling over today: I have been asked to be in a play that will require my character to lift up her skirt and urinate onto the stage. Is it possible to fake this? And if not, will I really have to pee a puddle onto a wooden floor in front of a paying audience. Loath as I am to admit it and as much as I endeavour to be a risk taking actor this conundrum has me a little curious...
why is it cool to surf the net to my hearts content at my lonely receptionist desk but considered totally poor form to peruse my book?
I do bruise easily but 11 days later traces still remain and I can't for the life of me remember how I got them.
Note to new friends I am prone to terrible alcohol blackspots that enable me to lose entire chunks of evenings..we can be talking hours..and in these lost hours I am always surprised that I (apparently) do not give the impression of being overtly intoxicated. Tipsy, giggly, a little more bolshy but not of the legless throw me over your shoulder and carry me home variety.
Strangely I did end up at 'the guy i'm kind of seeing/sleeping with/falling hard for/restraining my self from contacting in weak moments' bed but was not entirely sure how I got there nor why i chose to venture there at 4am and I lost two favourite bracelets somehow along the way. He told me in the morning as coolly as a cucumber that I called him sounding rather agitated about something and he made space in la futon. He continues to find my exploits quite entertaining and was the one who pointed out the unsightly bruises as the dawn light seeped its way through his dingy blinds. I know its totally immature of me to still be finding myself in situation such as this but if i was him i would have been a little more than mildly perturbed by this state of affairs.
Things I am puzzling over today: I have been asked to be in a play that will require my character to lift up her skirt and urinate onto the stage. Is it possible to fake this? And if not, will I really have to pee a puddle onto a wooden floor in front of a paying audience. Loath as I am to admit it and as much as I endeavour to be a risk taking actor this conundrum has me a little curious...
why is it cool to surf the net to my hearts content at my lonely receptionist desk but considered totally poor form to peruse my book?
posted by nympheas at 9:05 PM
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To pee or not to pee, that is NOT the question.
The real question is... can you P on Q?
Glad to hear Sam was was great. Maybe he will earn my agent lots and lots of money so she won't mind that I earn her $5 for callbacks and not much else.
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